I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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