I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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I'm not coming to work today because tequila
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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