You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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