Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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