I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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