I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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