The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
