I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
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