So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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