You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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