if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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