just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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