So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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