Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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