I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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