And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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