You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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