Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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