When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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