i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The air was thick with penises
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I have fence marks all over my body
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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