big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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