You surviving the open bar?
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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