There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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