Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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