Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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