I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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