Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
i out mim tonsoeep
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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