So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Two words: blizzard sex
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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