Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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