the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize