Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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