You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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