is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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