we're blogging at a bar
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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