i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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