Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
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totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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