Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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