i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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