: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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