We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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