I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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