Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
