Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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