i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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