so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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