bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
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