Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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