I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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