Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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