Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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