I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
