i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Success! We fucked roommates!
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