miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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