is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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