did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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